Ok. I made it. I'm here. I did it. And it appears that I can post to my blog, but can't read my blog or other people's blogs. But your comments get e-mailed to me, so that's good.
Here's the summary:
Beijing is like this: picture Vancouver but with so much smog that you can look at the sun. Picture more Chinese people and Chinese lettering, and make the city bigger, and have more buildings. And take away the ocean. And remove the 7-Elevens. So I guess it's not much like Vancouver at all, then.
My hotel is fun because the brochure is helpful. This one page tells me that "It is honorable and refined that makes you the best of the fields." So true. And there's a product in the bathroom to help me clean my genitals. "Use this product on and around the pudenda by massaging for 2-3 minutes." If I can figure out where my pudenda is, I'll gladly massage it for 2-3 minutes.
