Yesterday I purchased an iPhone at the ol' mall. I went into the store with a status level of 20/100 and when I got out, I was up to 80/100. Girls started noticing me. Guys started walking around me instead of doing that thing where they slam you with their shoulder when passing. It felt great.People aged 50+ kept treating me the same, however, so I went to Zellers and bought some long johns. I'm wearing them right now for the first time and once I step outside I think the 50+ contingent will treat me with respect.
That cupcake was the first picture I took with my phone. It was delicious.
